Don't ever purchase a Playstation 2 with lots Role Playing Games. You may think yourself smart and extremely entertained for doing so, but you would be wrong. Dead wrong. Your life will begin to suffer and waste away into a shadow of its former glory. Or in your and my case waste from relative insignificance into the deep abysses of Malebolgia. Perhaps not your school life, or even your personal life (since that just means you since you obviously have no love life if you play PRGs) but your social life will suffer. Don't let this affront happen to you or one you care about.

This has been a test of the EMERGENCY REALITY CHECK SYSTEM. If this were the real thing it would not happen via the web nor would I berate myself so much.