in honor of the upcoming holiday known as all hallow's eve, I've decided to test my hick roots and sport a mullet. The variety I have gone with was purely based on the creative impulses of one Cooper Nagengast and his magic scissors. Now I think it best fits in the Journey loving late 70s era of mullets. This should not be mistaken with the ever popular Femullet made popular in the late 90s. The two categories are made entirely distinct by the gender of the wearer and the aggressive tendencies toward men. I fit firmly in the Journey mullet category. Now I must find a soundtrack to my new found fame.